The Plan
06:00 - Alarm goes off. Mummy leaps
joyfully out of bed. Makes coffee and has a quiet half hour
gradually coming awake and getting her head together whilst watching
TV.
06:30 - Mummy has a nice peaceful
shower and gets ready.
07:15 - Downstairs again and gets the
breakfasts ready. Gathers all the backpacks/homework folders/Nursery backpacks
together checking everything needed is in them.
07:30 - Gently wake up Mophead,
Dustbunny. Guide them happily downstairs to their breakfasts.
08:00 - DopeyDaddy and Mummy get Moppy
and Dustbunny ready for school/Nursery.
08:30 - Coats, shoes and backpacks on
ready to leave the house.
09:00 - Wave a cheery bye-bye to
Mophead as she goes into school.
09:05 - Drop off Dustbunny at Nursery
with a happy hug.
CONLUSION: A PERFECT MORNING
The Reality
06:00 - Alarm goes off. Mummy groans,
turns off alarm.
06:18 - Mummy leaps up realizing she
has fallen back to sleep again.
06:20 - Mophead and Dustbunny wake up
and demand something to eat.
06:45 - Mummy admits defeat on getting
the Toddler's back to bed and blunders zombie-like around the
kitchen wondering where all the breakfasts things have gone.
07:05 - Mophead gets fed up waiting and
gets breakfasts ready herself.
07:15 - Mummy finally blunders into the
shower.
07:45 - Mophead appears with the news
that Dustbunny has dropped her breakfast all over the kitchen
floor.
07:50 - Dustbunny appears wailing
'Brekky on floor!'
07:52 - Everyone spots alarmingly
L:ARGE spider scuttling over the floor. Mummy grabs
children and runs screaming from the
room thus ruining several years of avoiding exposure and potential
transference of phobias.
07:50 - Nervously searches under
computer desk for sign of Gigantic Mutated Spider using
Mummy's Amy's toy Sonic Screwdriver
(well it was the only light source available
hand at the time...)
08:00 - Realizes Mophead has not done
last night's homework. Rushes around house finding
homework bag.
08:15 - Combined effort by DopeyDaddy
and Mummy to get the Toddlers to stop running
wildly around the house playing
'Catch the Toddler'.
08:45 - Finally leave the house in
various states of dishevelment and proceed to School/Nursery.
08:50 - Try to clean off Dustbunny who
thought it would be a good idea to sit in a muddy puddle.
09:00 - A hasty wave at Mophead's
retreating back as I go off in chase of Dustbunny again.
09:05 - Finally see Dustbunny rushing
headlong into her Nursery class in glee.
CONCLUSION: A PERFECT, WONDERFUL
MORNING!